Demented Rants

I was looking at some of the alt-porn  sites I know of today, and noticed something absolutely shocking. Did you know that chics with tattoos and piercings are only hot if you photoshop them SO much that they look like alternative barbie dolls?

The niche that used to glorify imperfections, is now against them.

Don’t get me wrong, using any editing software to get rid of zits, or razor burn isn’t a big deal, as those things aren’t what make us unique. But making your skin look plastic, or “velvety” when it isn’t, that’s fucking stupid.

Come on people. I don’t wanna fuck a barbie. I don’t wanna masturbate to plastic porn. I want real fucking girls again. The kind who have scars on their bodies from piercings long gone, a mole by their belly button, a bruise from a concert’s mosh pit. Fuck the barbies. That’s what mainstream porn is about, not us.