Demented Rants

It was brought to my attention today that a certain someone is still spreading his lies to the entire world.

Apparently GeekGirlsOnline (listed as geekgirlsonline.net and not .com… someone got their shit totally crooked) is one of the 10 WORST alt porn sites to work for. Really? Are you fucking kidding me? Because we don’t offer cash we are one of the WORST sites to work for? That’s the best you can come up with??

I’m absolutely appalled and even more baffled that someone who has NO TIES TO THE INDUSTRY AT ALL except MAYBE the occasional consumer (I wouldn’t be surprised if he’d never paid for porn in his life) has the audacity to say we’re a terrible site when we offer more than just a quick buck.

As many of you know, we offer paysites and website design in exchange for a VERY small amount of photos. Websites out there pay around $40-80 on average for 100-150 VERY HIGH QUALITY WELL SHOT PHOTOS. How are we faulted for attempting to help models do more than just earn one payment?

Not only this, but the blatant lies stated about eroticbpm are so absurd that it’s almost laughable. I have never in the entirety of my 7 years in the adult industry, heard a single bad thing about eroticbpm. There’s a damn good reason I’ve stuck around there this whole time: because Scott treats his models splendidly and the members love him too.

So, I would like to ask who the sources are for all this tripe being spewn about the internet? I have a sinking feeling I know the ONE AND ONLY PERSON who has EVER said these things, is behind the curtain somewhere, feeding lies to the masses as only he knows best.

I am hence forth BOYCOTTING the ‘Veracity of Porn’ community. You have no grounds for the statements you are attempting to make and therefor I call bullshit. Until you can prove to me that you got your information from models themselves, and not a bullshit artist of which I can prove is a hypocrite and blackmailing asshole, I will do my best to make sure the world knows that you have nothing but crap to back up your supposed intentions.

In Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988), the United States Supreme Court held, in a unanimous 8-0 decision, that the First Amendment’s free-speech guarantee prohibits awarding damages to public figures to compensate for emotional distress intentionally inflicted upon them.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Now, onto things that don’t cause me to spaz my retard alert…

OMG Rockband 2. Rockband 2 OMG. I love this game. I spent probably $250 on it total, thus far. There’s just too many good goddamn downloadable songs! And there’s at least $50 more that I want, but I am going to be good and not get them for a few weeks. Might as well perfect the ones I have.

Onto the Wii…

It’s been said 1000 times that the Wii isn’t in the next-gen console wars. I have to agree. It’s in a standalone competition by itself.

Nintendo is always up for the challange of being different, and succeeding every time. My only real complaints are due to the fact that if you are playing a precision game, it can become quite difficult.

I started playing Trauma Center: Second Opinion. Best I can tell, it is a remake of the DS version of Trauma Center. Fun ass game on the DS, even though I got to a level that was absolutely unbeatable and never finished it, I still had a blast when I COULD play. Unfortunately, I’m a slightly shaky person, and because of that, some of the stuff that was simple and scoring me “A’s” on the ds, are scoring me a “C” … disappointing.

The actual decision on getting the Wii though, was for the emulator and gamecube compatability. I mean, had we went out and bought all of the systems it actually supports, we’d have spent WELL over what the Wii costs.

I don’t know about you, but I loved quite a few Gamecube games, and am quite pleased that I will finally get to play Baten Kaitos. (It was my white whale. When I COULD find it, it was damaged, but finding it was rare indeed.) And I will also get to beat BOTH Paper Mario games.

Also, the Wii is going to be my new Workout machine. Instead of spending thousands on a workout thingy just for it to take up gobs of space in my already limited bubble, I put money down on Wii Fitness (not to be confused w/ the $90 Wii Fit). It doesn’t come out till May, but goddammit, I am GOING to use this thing to get in shape.

So there you have it. Yes, the Wii is pretty nifty in it’s own right, but is it in direct competition with Sony and Microsoft? Not a chance. It appeals to a totally different audience even.

The Wii targets families, kids and casual gamers, and whereas the 360 and ps3 wouldn’t mind having a slice of that pie, they just can’t justify coming out w/ games that are essentially Tamagatichi’s for kittens/puppies/horses/whatever.