Demented Rants

Precursor: My twitter posts that inspired such a conversation….
I my kid. She just chose to put on Super Mario Brothers Super Show over Spongebob. Fuck ya, kid!

Birdo is a creepy bitch dragon in this show… I forgot about that lol

And why the hell does she have glasses on and a terrible spitting lisp!? Come on Mario! Whoop that dragons ass!

Now onto the fun part….

Ron: Birdo’s a guy

Me: not in the supermario super show
Me: “When a Birdo mistakes Toad for her missing baby and kidnaps him, Mario, Luigi and Princess Toadstool must rescue him while avoiding Koopa’s attacks.”

Ron: how dare they change his sexuality

Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdo
Me: The manual asserts that she is a male who believes he is a girl, and would rather be referred to as “Birdetta”.

Ron: manual = bible

Me: but that was only in the original release
Me: and besides, it doesn’t count
Me: it was doki doki panic reskin

Ron: how’s it not count? first appearance should count

Me: they’ve devolved it to the point that it’s indeterminate in gender
Me: and most TG ‘guys’ I know, prefer being called girls
Me: so, for all intents and purposes, Birdo is a girl.

Ron: where the fuck do the eggs come from tho?

Me: unisexed?

Ron: I want Birdo to be the one thing that makes sense in the Mario universe
Ron: I don’t care about floating blocks, or fireballs underwater

Me: why does there have to be anything that makes sense… it’s a fiction universe.
Me: lol
Me: but yea, birdo is transgendered. period.
Me: so anatomically, it is probably male, but mentally, psychologically, biological makeup (excluding sex organs) it’s a girl

Ron: that makes it rude to call her birdo then
Ron: it should be Birdette

Me: I know guys named camille and girls named jo
Me: lol
Me: why does a name have to be gender specific

Ron: but.. in this specific instance, they don’t want to be called Birdo, they want Birdette… so why go as far as to call him a she, but then go and and use the male name they don’t like

Me: For the same reason why my friend’s license says Michael but he prefers to go by Ashley…

Ron: right, and I’m assuming you say Ashley… right?

Me: maybe mario & them are bigots?
Me: they are italian
Me: not bigots
Me: homophobes

Ron: just saying… the Super Mario Super Show is ran by a bunch of bigots
Ron: uh yeah… Mario hates all races
Ron: he eats mushrooms, even tho his friends are made of them

Me: Well Birdo doesn’t really correct them either
Me: so maybe they don’t know
Me: *shugs* we are delving way too deep into this

Ron: of course Birdo doesn’t correct then, that’s asking for a hate crime by 2 Italian plumbers with fireball power

Me: lol

So, I was on Second Life earlier and this girl was complaining that people were ‘engorein’ her. I was trying to offer some helpful advice, and well, it got ugly lol. Either this girl is lying about being old enough to visit an adult zone on SL or it is a sad statement as to how bad the educational system is in Australia.

I’m Athena Goodfellow btw, in case there was any wonder….

[20:34] Ann Putzo: wake up man
[20:34] Ann Putzo TWAT SWAT!
[20:34] Ann Putzo: stop sleeping
[20:34] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:35] Ann Putzo: oh
[20:35] Ann Putzo: now u a wake
[20:35] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:35] Ann Putzo: ?HAHAHAHAHA?
[20:35] Ann Putzo TWAT SWAT!
[20:35] Ann Putzo: WAKE UP MAN!!!
[20:35] Ann Putzo: ?HAHAHAHAHA?
[20:35] Ann Putzo: i think he dead
[20:36] Ann Putzo: anyways
[20:36] Ann Putzo: meet ennuo my firend
[20:36] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:36] Ann Putzo: ennui
[20:36] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:36] Ann Putzo pokes him
[20:36] Ann Putzo poke poke
[20:36] Ann Putzo TWAT SWAT!
[20:36] Ennui Schism sighs and waves and goes back to his corner
[20:37] Ann Putzo: hey!
[20:37] Xyo Littlebird: *blinks*
[20:37] Ann Putzo: — You’re A Very Bad Man!! –
[20:37] Ann Putzo: GET YA ASS OVER HERE
[20:37] Ann Putzo: LOL
[20:37] Ann Putzo crys
[20:37] Ann Putzo: he isht me
[20:37] Ann Putzo: waaaaaaaa
[20:37] Ann Putzo: big meany
[20:37] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:38] Ann Putzo: dont u whanna talk to me
[20:38] Ann Putzo:
[20:38] Ann Putzo: shut up barnnon
[20:38] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:39] Ann Putzo: ennui?
[20:39] Ann Putzo: sighs
[20:39] Ennui Schism leans up and smacks Ann’s ass
[20:39] Claudia Rexerzon’s Tipjar: Thanks Brannon Bashly!
[20:39] Ann Putzo: iam totly been engoerd
[20:39] Ennui Schism: totly
[20:39] Ann Putzo: hey barnnon
[20:40] Ann Putzo: i think he hates
[20:40] Ann Putzo: i didnt do anything
[20:40] Ann Putzo:
[20:40] Ann Putzo: yea he dose
[20:40] Ann Putzo: he dont een whant to talk to me
[20:40] Ann Putzo:
[20:40] Xyo Littlebird: awww
[20:40] Ann Putzo: i was happy now iam sad
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: *pats Ann’s head*
[20:41] Ann Putzo: hey1
[20:41] Ann Putzo: iam no dog
[20:41] Ann Putzo: grrr
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: xD
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: *hugs instead?* xD
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: hugs solve all wounds
[20:42] Ann Putzo: sighs
[20:42] Xyo Littlebird: aww
[20:43] Ann Putzo: wat the hel is worng with u ennui
[20:43] Ann Putzo: wat i do
[20:43] Ann Putzo: to derve this wrong treatment
[20:43] Ann Putzo:
[20:47] Ann Putzo: barnnon he wasnt talking to me
[20:47] Ann Putzo: i didnt know h wa afk or not
[20:47] Ann Putzo: now i feel iam getting egnoerd for no reasion
[20:47] Xyo Littlebird: He’s likely busy
[20:47] Escort Oasis Super Sploder II: Smokey Static has joined the sploder. Pot is now L$100
[20:48] Athena Goodfellow: You’re getting ignored because you are being whiney, no offense.
[20:48] Ann Putzo: ok fine
[20:48] Athena Goodfellow: Just being honest. No one is going to respond to you in a positive manner if all you do is whine about no one talking to you.
[20:49] Estela Rallier: te mando un beso
[20:49] Ann Putzo: no one askt for ya opinon
[20:49] Ann Putzo: i was bee more thn eough faire
[20:49] Athena Goodfellow: Actually you did when you asked “why is no one talking to me”
[20:49] Athena Goodfellow: in a public chat
[20:49] Ann Putzo: no
[20:49] Xyo Littlebird: *blinks then backs away*
[20:49] Ann Putzo: sorry u got that wrong love
[20:49] Ann Putzo: dont staert drma
[20:50] Ann Putzo: no need for it
[20:50] Athena Goodfellow: I’m not starting drama, it was constructive criticism.
[20:50] Ann Putzo: stop talking to me pls
[20:51] Justio Teromaximus is Offline
[20:51] Athena Goodfellow: If you want people to chat with you, start up a conversation instead of complaining that someone is ignoring you, ffs.
[20:51] Ann Putzo: STOP TALKING TO ME!
[20:51] Justio Teromaximus is Online
[20:51] Athena Goodfellow: Mute me. this is a public chatroom.
[20:52] Xyo Littlebird: See ya’ll later
[20:52] Athena Goodfellow: I really wasn’t trying to be rude in any way, but emo girl seems to have taken everything out of context. So, anywho. How is everyone ELSE tonight? lol
[20:52] Ann Putzo: aim not a fucking emo girl
[20:52] Ann Putzo: fucking shu phore
[20:52] Athena Goodfellow: shu phore?
[20:52] Ann Putzo: SHT UP HORE!
[20:52] Athena Goodfellow: *shut up whore
[20:52] Ann Putzo: w/e hore
[20:53] Athena Goodfellow: And sorry sweetie, again, PUBLIC CHAT ROOM.

Here’s the whole painful ordeal that lead to so many twitter and facebook posts…. She tried telling me that since I could load pages fine, there wasn’t an issue with my line. I’m sorry, but if I’m paying for a 12Mb/s line, I WANT just that. Not 1/3 that speed, you dumbass.

Also notice the other subtle comments in there pointing out how much of an ignorant person she is when it comes to her own job. (“are all 3 lights lit on your modem right now?” “All necessary lights are on” etc…)

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