Yup! I just did one of my longest videos ever and it was ALLLLLLLLLLLL blowjob! 21 minutes and 5 seconds to be exact.
As he was playing Fallout 3, I was busy sucking his dick and apparently getting him killed 3 times 
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So, I was on Second Life earlier and this girl was complaining that people were ‘engorein’ her. I was trying to offer some helpful advice, and well, it got ugly lol. Either this girl is lying about being old enough to visit an adult zone on SL or it is a sad statement as to how bad the educational system is in Australia.
I’m Athena Goodfellow btw, in case there was any wonder….
[20:34] Ann Putzo: wake up man
[20:34] Ann Putzo TWAT SWAT!
[20:34] Ann Putzo: stop sleeping
[20:34] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:35] Ann Putzo: oh
[20:35] Ann Putzo: now u a wake
[20:35] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:35] Ann Putzo: ?HAHAHAHAHA?
[20:35] Ann Putzo TWAT SWAT!
[20:35] Ann Putzo: WAKE UP MAN!!!
[20:35] Ann Putzo: ?HAHAHAHAHA?
[20:35] Ann Putzo: i think he dead
[20:36] Ann Putzo: anyways
[20:36] Ann Putzo: meet ennuo my firend
[20:36] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:36] Ann Putzo: ennui
[20:36] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:36] Ann Putzo pokes him
[20:36] Ann Putzo poke poke
[20:36] Ann Putzo TWAT SWAT!
[20:36] Ennui Schism sighs and waves and goes back to his corner
[20:37] Ann Putzo: hey!
[20:37] Xyo Littlebird: *blinks*
[20:37] Ann Putzo: — You’re A Very Bad Man!! –
[20:37] Ann Putzo: GET YA ASS OVER HERE
[20:37] Ann Putzo: LOL
[20:37] Ann Putzo crys
[20:37] Ann Putzo: he isht me
[20:37] Ann Putzo: waaaaaaaa
[20:37] Ann Putzo: big meany
[20:37] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:38] Ann Putzo: dont u whanna talk to me
[20:38] Ann Putzo: 
[20:38] Ann Putzo: shut up barnnon
[20:38] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:39] Ann Putzo: ennui?
[20:39] Ann Putzo: sighs
[20:39] Ennui Schism leans up and smacks Ann’s ass
[20:39] Claudia Rexerzon’s Tipjar: Thanks Brannon Bashly!
[20:39] Ann Putzo: iam totly been engoerd
[20:39] Ennui Schism: totly
[20:39] Ann Putzo: hey barnnon
[20:40] Ann Putzo: i think he hates
[20:40] Ann Putzo: i didnt do anything
[20:40] Ann Putzo:
[20:40] Ann Putzo: yea he dose
[20:40] Ann Putzo: he dont een whant to talk to me
[20:40] Ann Putzo:
[20:40] Xyo Littlebird: awww
[20:40] Ann Putzo: i was happy now iam sad
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: *pats Ann’s head*
[20:41] Ann Putzo: hey1
[20:41] Ann Putzo: iam no dog
[20:41] Ann Putzo: grrr
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: xD
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: *hugs instead?* xD
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: hugs solve all wounds
[20:42] Ann Putzo: sighs
[20:42] Xyo Littlebird: aww
[20:43] Ann Putzo: wat the hel is worng with u ennui
[20:43] Ann Putzo: wat i do
[20:43] Ann Putzo: to derve this wrong treatment
[20:43] Ann Putzo:
[20:47] Ann Putzo: barnnon he wasnt talking to me
[20:47] Ann Putzo: i didnt know h wa afk or not
[20:47] Ann Putzo: now i feel iam getting egnoerd for no reasion
[20:47] Xyo Littlebird: He’s likely busy
[20:47] Escort Oasis Super Sploder II: Smokey Static has joined the sploder. Pot is now L$100
[20:48] Athena Goodfellow: You’re getting ignored because you are being whiney, no offense.
[20:48] Ann Putzo: ok fine
[20:48] Athena Goodfellow: Just being honest. No one is going to respond to you in a positive manner if all you do is whine about no one talking to you.
[20:49] Estela Rallier: te mando un beso
[20:49] Ann Putzo: no one askt for ya opinon
[20:49] Ann Putzo: i was bee more thn eough faire
[20:49] Athena Goodfellow: Actually you did when you asked “why is no one talking to me”
[20:49] Athena Goodfellow: in a public chat
[20:49] Ann Putzo: no
[20:49] Xyo Littlebird: *blinks then backs away*
[20:49] Ann Putzo: sorry u got that wrong love
[20:49] Ann Putzo: dont staert drma
[20:50] Ann Putzo: no need for it
[20:50] Athena Goodfellow: I’m not starting drama, it was constructive criticism.
[20:50] Ann Putzo: stop talking to me pls
[20:51] Justio Teromaximus is Offline
[20:51] Athena Goodfellow: If you want people to chat with you, start up a conversation instead of complaining that someone is ignoring you, ffs.
[20:51] Ann Putzo: STOP TALKING TO ME!
[20:51] Justio Teromaximus is Online
[20:51] Athena Goodfellow: Mute me. this is a public chatroom.
[20:52] Xyo Littlebird: See ya’ll later 
[20:52] Athena Goodfellow: I really wasn’t trying to be rude in any way, but emo girl seems to have taken everything out of context. So, anywho. How is everyone ELSE tonight? lol
[20:52] Ann Putzo: aim not a fucking emo girl
[20:52] Ann Putzo: fucking shu phore
[20:52] Athena Goodfellow: shu phore?
[20:52] Ann Putzo: SHT UP HORE!
[20:52] Athena Goodfellow: *shut up whore
[20:52] Ann Putzo: w/e hore
[20:53] Athena Goodfellow: And sorry sweetie, again, PUBLIC CHAT ROOM.
Yesterday’s Rock Band April Fool’s Debacle wasn’t funny to everyone. A collective group of people got very butt-hurt over the whole thing. Apparently forums are srs bzns and everyone should act like adults all the time. Hah. Obviously most of this bickering was done by people who hang out in the oft’ arguing forums such as History of Rock and the like where the most intelligent conversation normally involves how Eric Clapton isn’t as good of a guitarist as that guy from My Chemical Romance.
As was pointed out earlier, the whole “Mod Ban” was all pre-organized and even orchestrated by the PAID guardians of the forum. But of course, there were people who got their knickers in a twist over the whole thing. Then, proceeded to get pissy when we told them to just get over it or leave and come back the next day when it would all be over. I was unaware that a forum for a VIDEO GAME had to be totally on topic! Even in the General forum in which the description is “This is where all off-topic conversations should go. Probably not very rock.”
Anyone who spends ANY time in the “What are you doing right now II” thread can see that we all generally get along, sans a few bad apples (no, not you Apples, I’m speaking of the Emo Brigade). Also, it’s blatantly obvious that a lot of us don’t venture outside this THREAD let alone the forum, for the very reason as stated above: Not everyone is into elitist pricks with no sense of humor, hate to rain on your parade.
Of course, after it was “unveiled” that I was right, and these idiots were wrong, the whole forum turned to turmoil because of the lack of ability to comprehend a very OBVIOUS joke. Lots of repetious people speaking repetitively about how they didn’t like it, and how it was “hurting” their conversations, blah blah blah {insert more emo whining}. Hold on. I must go call the waaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmbulance.
After it was all said and done, the large group of us (which includes myself, bood, mex, muddy, hawk, ren, ddrman and more) were laughing hysterically at all the absolute idiocy and serious inability to trash talk. And the mods were happy that we enjoyed it. Tough cookie to those who didn’t.
Moral of the story:
Oh the joys of April Fools day…. I was going to come up with some extravagant plot to fool everyone I knew and associated with, but got lost in the Rock Band forums instead.
I stick to the General forum, as it’s normally filled with mass chaos and hysteria, which makes me feel a teensy bit better about myself. See, there are volunteer mods, paid mods and the developers that all hang out on the forums there. Today, though, chaos and hysteria hit a new level. The volunteer mods banned all the HMX community crew. (Now, mind you it’s not hard for a mod to unban himself but it was all fun and the mods got the day off essentially). This was just the beginning though.
We soon realized words such as “rock” “band” “guitar” “drum” etc had been banned and were all showing up as just asterisks, which made people like RockBandRocker show up with the most offensive looking name available on the forum if you quoted any of his posts.
It then evolved into a day of pretending to be someone else on the forum. I started with HeyRiles and moved onto Alright_Computer. (I love the kitteh but didn’t want to be away from the forum when Riles showed up and freaked out lol.) Bermuddy was me, RenRock was Daesania and Mex was a 15 year old ErinGoesMoo.
Of course, a few people saw this as a bunch of grown adults acting immature, but screw it. It’s the internet. Why would anyone take it so seriously on a forum that has a thread called “What are you doing right now part 2″ in which we hold conversations like we were in a chat room?
Oh well, to those people I say:
Today was filled with oddities all over the net from some of the biggest names around:
Google introduced CADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity
CADIE is an “AI” that believes she is outgrowing her creators. She blogs on blogspot regularly now, about her love of pandas and how google devs are “doing it wrong”.
You-Tube’s New Viewing Experience
Check it out for yourself! As per you-tube’s info page about the new view: “At YouTube, we’re always looking to improve the way you watch videos online. As part of that, today we’re excited to introduce our new page layout.” Some of the “tips” for this new experience involve turning your monitor upside down or even moving to Australia.
Wikipedia’s New Main Page
Hilarity continues with wiki’s new Main Page citing new finds that we were totally unaware of such as:
Conficker Worm
I’m still convinced that this was the best laid out April Fools joke ever. Creating more panic than the Y2K bug, this teensy worm has caused people to actually unplug their lives from the internet for the entire day (because yea, that’s gonna make a difference). It’s now 6:30PM and there hasn’t been any damage reported, and I doubt it was because you turned off your modem.
Game Informer
Of course, no April 1st is complete without Game Informer’s 2009 Compendium with such gems as “Elder Scrolls: Oblivion DLC Prices Slashed… Mostly”, “IGN Gets The Scoop On Super Smash Bros. Brawl X: Extreme” and “World of Warcraft Introduces New Dance Battle System”. The Rock Band forums even got a note in there about our calamity
This year’s April Fool’s celebrations were definitely amongst some of the best, many of which I didn’t even cite including all of the Google associated ones (Gmail Autopilot anyone) and the various other gaming ones. For a list of those that happened today, check out The Museum of Hoaxes.
Ok, well it’s not exactly the T-Virus.
But it’s damn fucking close, if you ask me.
It is called ANEW CLINICAL Derma-Full X3 Facial Filling Serum.
It is to make you look younger (sounding familiar yet?)
Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) for Avon, it is the IMAGE that bears the striking resemblence to the Resident Evil T-Virus.
Come on now, there’s no freaking way you can say that this is total coincidence!
Avon’s Serum
T-Virus
I think it’s about time we all stock up on shotguns, hand grenades, flashlights and our very own The Zombie Survival Guide
