Demented Rants

After a joking conversation about how Global Warming was affecting a friend’s dry spell with sex, one of my former coworkers messaged me with this shit. I proceeded to remove him from my friends list before the Gen Con comment, and blocked him soon after that because I don’t deal with douches like this:

JUDGEMENTAL DICK:

you need to de friend me with this pervert shit ma’am. I do not like porn due to the fact that the dude who love it are all sorts of fucking weird. Add me as your normal real life friend, but your “porn star” staus makes me a bit ill.

JUDGEMENTAL DICK:

dudes*

Athena Hollow

Sorry, sex is a big part of my life, even if I didn’t do porn, I would still sit around with my friends talking about it XD

JUDGEMENTAL DICK:

yeah.

JUDGEMENTAL DICK:

try masturbation, it helps

Athena Hollow

It does, but there’s nothing wrong with talking about it either. In fact, not talking about it is what’s wrong with sexuality in this country as a whole. Shushing it or ignoring it, that’s a terrible thing in general, both physically and psychologically. I enjoy the fact that I can talk in jest about sex, and seriously about it, with all of my friends, and even my family, because it’s made me a much more stable person as a whole.

Athena Hollow

But, if it makes you feel better not seeing my status updates, so be it. Unfriended.

JUDGEMENTAL DICK:

jebus h christo, that isnt it. WOmen like you run around with their gooters hanging out at gencon at three year old eye level.

JUDGEMENTAL DICK:

it is not good for kids, and fat old dudes also do not need to see that. However, you are right, I don’t get laid and lie all the time. Fuck man, you are so weird.

Athena Hollow

Any who. Have fun. I’ll go back to my “weird” 300+ friends list of people that actually give a fuck about me and don’t judge what I choose to do for a living because it is “unseemly”.

JUDGEMENTAL DICK:

….yeah, that is exactly it.

[Me]
rapes your fb chat
<3<3
[Rob]
ouch! i’m calling svu
[Me]
OOOO i’ll take an olivia or two
might break the first one >_>
[Rob]
i’ll take stabler
[Me]
hehehe
he was pretty hot in Oz
if not slightly rapish
[Rob]
he’s always hot, so is liv though, you’re right
[Me]
so, we’ll get one of each and share!
hahaha
[Rob]
or just a 4 way!
[Me]
WOO
only if i get to film it and make money off it tho. that’d be too hard to pass up.
[Rob]
hahaha… 50/50 w/ me! $$$
[Me]
And you’ll totally have to do the soundtrack
cuz that’d just be awesome
lol
I want to make a porn where the soundtrack is nommed
[Rob]
after i recover from the loss of ummmm man fluid
[Me]
hahahaha
well, I’ll let you go :) Was just molestering you while I had the chance ;)
[Rob]
mmm! thanks! how much do i owe you?
[Me]
um…. tree fity
[Rob]
tree fity!!!? damn woman
[Me]
Always wantin tree fity!
:) <3<3 night hun. Hoping to come see you soon!
[Rob]
that’d be nice to see you

Precursor: My twitter posts that inspired such a conversation….
I my kid. She just chose to put on Super Mario Brothers Super Show over Spongebob. Fuck ya, kid!

Birdo is a creepy bitch dragon in this show… I forgot about that lol

And why the hell does she have glasses on and a terrible spitting lisp!? Come on Mario! Whoop that dragons ass!

Now onto the fun part….

Ron: Birdo’s a guy

Me: not in the supermario super show
Me: “When a Birdo mistakes Toad for her missing baby and kidnaps him, Mario, Luigi and Princess Toadstool must rescue him while avoiding Koopa’s attacks.”

Ron: how dare they change his sexuality

Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdo
Me: The manual asserts that she is a male who believes he is a girl, and would rather be referred to as “Birdetta”.

Ron: manual = bible

Me: but that was only in the original release
Me: and besides, it doesn’t count
Me: it was doki doki panic reskin

Ron: how’s it not count? first appearance should count

Me: they’ve devolved it to the point that it’s indeterminate in gender
Me: and most TG ‘guys’ I know, prefer being called girls
Me: so, for all intents and purposes, Birdo is a girl.

Ron: where the fuck do the eggs come from tho?

Me: unisexed?

Ron: I want Birdo to be the one thing that makes sense in the Mario universe
Ron: I don’t care about floating blocks, or fireballs underwater

Me: why does there have to be anything that makes sense… it’s a fiction universe.
Me: lol
Me: but yea, birdo is transgendered. period.
Me: so anatomically, it is probably male, but mentally, psychologically, biological makeup (excluding sex organs) it’s a girl

Ron: that makes it rude to call her birdo then
Ron: it should be Birdette

Me: I know guys named camille and girls named jo
Me: lol
Me: why does a name have to be gender specific

Ron: but.. in this specific instance, they don’t want to be called Birdo, they want Birdette… so why go as far as to call him a she, but then go and and use the male name they don’t like

Me: For the same reason why my friend’s license says Michael but he prefers to go by Ashley…

Ron: right, and I’m assuming you say Ashley… right?

Me: maybe mario & them are bigots?
Me: they are italian
Me: not bigots
Me: homophobes

Ron: just saying… the Super Mario Super Show is ran by a bunch of bigots
Ron: uh yeah… Mario hates all races
Ron: he eats mushrooms, even tho his friends are made of them

Me: Well Birdo doesn’t really correct them either
Me: so maybe they don’t know
Me: *shugs* we are delving way too deep into this

Ron: of course Birdo doesn’t correct then, that’s asking for a hate crime by 2 Italian plumbers with fireball power

Me: lol

So, I was on Second Life earlier and this girl was complaining that people were ‘engorein’ her. I was trying to offer some helpful advice, and well, it got ugly lol. Either this girl is lying about being old enough to visit an adult zone on SL or it is a sad statement as to how bad the educational system is in Australia.

I’m Athena Goodfellow btw, in case there was any wonder….

[20:34] Ann Putzo: wake up man
[20:34] Ann Putzo TWAT SWAT!
[20:34] Ann Putzo: stop sleeping
[20:34] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:35] Ann Putzo: oh
[20:35] Ann Putzo: now u a wake
[20:35] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:35] Ann Putzo: ?HAHAHAHAHA?
[20:35] Ann Putzo TWAT SWAT!
[20:35] Ann Putzo: WAKE UP MAN!!!
[20:35] Ann Putzo: ?HAHAHAHAHA?
[20:35] Ann Putzo: i think he dead
[20:36] Ann Putzo: anyways
[20:36] Ann Putzo: meet ennuo my firend
[20:36] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:36] Ann Putzo: ennui
[20:36] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:36] Ann Putzo pokes him
[20:36] Ann Putzo poke poke
[20:36] Ann Putzo TWAT SWAT!
[20:36] Ennui Schism sighs and waves and goes back to his corner
[20:37] Ann Putzo: hey!
[20:37] Xyo Littlebird: *blinks*
[20:37] Ann Putzo: — You’re A Very Bad Man!! –
[20:37] Ann Putzo: GET YA ASS OVER HERE
[20:37] Ann Putzo: LOL
[20:37] Ann Putzo crys
[20:37] Ann Putzo: he isht me
[20:37] Ann Putzo: waaaaaaaa
[20:37] Ann Putzo: big meany
[20:37] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:38] Ann Putzo: dont u whanna talk to me
[20:38] Ann Putzo:
[20:38] Ann Putzo: shut up barnnon
[20:38] Ann Putzo: lol
[20:39] Ann Putzo: ennui?
[20:39] Ann Putzo: sighs
[20:39] Ennui Schism leans up and smacks Ann’s ass
[20:39] Claudia Rexerzon’s Tipjar: Thanks Brannon Bashly!
[20:39] Ann Putzo: iam totly been engoerd
[20:39] Ennui Schism: totly
[20:39] Ann Putzo: hey barnnon
[20:40] Ann Putzo: i think he hates
[20:40] Ann Putzo: i didnt do anything
[20:40] Ann Putzo:
[20:40] Ann Putzo: yea he dose
[20:40] Ann Putzo: he dont een whant to talk to me
[20:40] Ann Putzo:
[20:40] Xyo Littlebird: awww
[20:40] Ann Putzo: i was happy now iam sad
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: *pats Ann’s head*
[20:41] Ann Putzo: hey1
[20:41] Ann Putzo: iam no dog
[20:41] Ann Putzo: grrr
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: xD
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: *hugs instead?* xD
[20:41] Xyo Littlebird: hugs solve all wounds
[20:42] Ann Putzo: sighs
[20:42] Xyo Littlebird: aww
[20:43] Ann Putzo: wat the hel is worng with u ennui
[20:43] Ann Putzo: wat i do
[20:43] Ann Putzo: to derve this wrong treatment
[20:43] Ann Putzo:
[20:47] Ann Putzo: barnnon he wasnt talking to me
[20:47] Ann Putzo: i didnt know h wa afk or not
[20:47] Ann Putzo: now i feel iam getting egnoerd for no reasion
[20:47] Xyo Littlebird: He’s likely busy
[20:47] Escort Oasis Super Sploder II: Smokey Static has joined the sploder. Pot is now L$100
[20:48] Athena Goodfellow: You’re getting ignored because you are being whiney, no offense.
[20:48] Ann Putzo: ok fine
[20:48] Athena Goodfellow: Just being honest. No one is going to respond to you in a positive manner if all you do is whine about no one talking to you.
[20:49] Estela Rallier: te mando un beso
[20:49] Ann Putzo: no one askt for ya opinon
[20:49] Ann Putzo: i was bee more thn eough faire
[20:49] Athena Goodfellow: Actually you did when you asked “why is no one talking to me”
[20:49] Athena Goodfellow: in a public chat
[20:49] Ann Putzo: no
[20:49] Xyo Littlebird: *blinks then backs away*
[20:49] Ann Putzo: sorry u got that wrong love
[20:49] Ann Putzo: dont staert drma
[20:50] Ann Putzo: no need for it
[20:50] Athena Goodfellow: I’m not starting drama, it was constructive criticism.
[20:50] Ann Putzo: stop talking to me pls
[20:51] Justio Teromaximus is Offline
[20:51] Athena Goodfellow: If you want people to chat with you, start up a conversation instead of complaining that someone is ignoring you, ffs.
[20:51] Ann Putzo: STOP TALKING TO ME!
[20:51] Justio Teromaximus is Online
[20:51] Athena Goodfellow: Mute me. this is a public chatroom.
[20:52] Xyo Littlebird: See ya’ll later
[20:52] Athena Goodfellow: I really wasn’t trying to be rude in any way, but emo girl seems to have taken everything out of context. So, anywho. How is everyone ELSE tonight? lol
[20:52] Ann Putzo: aim not a fucking emo girl
[20:52] Ann Putzo: fucking shu phore
[20:52] Athena Goodfellow: shu phore?
[20:52] Ann Putzo: SHT UP HORE!
[20:52] Athena Goodfellow: *shut up whore
[20:52] Ann Putzo: w/e hore
[20:53] Athena Goodfellow: And sorry sweetie, again, PUBLIC CHAT ROOM.

Here’s the whole painful ordeal that lead to so many twitter and facebook posts…. She tried telling me that since I could load pages fine, there wasn’t an issue with my line. I’m sorry, but if I’m paying for a 12Mb/s line, I WANT just that. Not 1/3 that speed, you dumbass.

Also notice the other subtle comments in there pointing out how much of an ignorant person she is when it comes to her own job. (“are all 3 lights lit on your modem right now?” “All necessary lights are on” etc…)

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