Demented Rants

Last week, I asked you to submit your geekiest names for a vagina. Though all the entries were pretty awesome, I said I would select only 5 to compete for the Solar Powered Bullet Vibrator from Babeland Toys. Well, it took a good hour to decide, but I finally have it, and the poll for you to vote on your favorite!

So choose carefully, because you can only vote once. Voting will continue until 11:59pm eastern, on Friday, October 21.

After the poll is closed, I’ll send an email to the winner and update this post. ^_^

Good luck to all who were selected, and thank you to everyone who participated!

How geeky could you possibly get? A solar powered bullet vibrator is pretty fucking nerdy, if you ask me. AND environmentally friendly! Want to win your own? Well, I’ve partnered up with Babeland to bring you just that chance.

All you have to do is post in the comments your geekiest nickname for lady parts! Get creative! Is your twat akin to Pangina’s Labyrinth or have you compared shaving day to the Forests of Endor? Post away!

I’ll post my top 5 favorites this weekend and let you vote on which one you think is best. The winner will then receive a Solar Bullet from Babeland Toys.

Here’s some information from Babeland about the Solar Bullet!

Get off on saving the planet with the Solar Bullet vibe. Eight hours of exposure to sunshine provides one hour of blissful two-speed vibration against your clit, balls, perineum… you decide. Makes a perfect gift for your favorite tree-hugging pleasure-seeker, or bring it on your next camping trip. To top it all off, the box is printed to environmentally responsible Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) standards.

Rules:

• Contest only open to those in the Continental US (Sorry guys, too much for shipping otherwise & each country has their own legal rules about contests).
• Winner must be 18+
• Winner will be contact via email, twitter or facebook, depending on which service you use to comment with.

Good Luck to you all.

What is the point of starting a contest with rules when you won’t enforce them?

And is it really “just for fun” if you have a cash prize for the top 20? I would think that’s more of a “Just for fun if you aren’t winning” contest.

I’ve been looking into other options for camming because of my increasing irritability towards owners who like to bark but never bite, models who apparently think I’m so awesome they have to steal every new thing I do, and guys who can keep trolling rooms because you don’t need a credit card and IP bans only work if you aren’t using a proxy.

I found one that pays BETTER than the site I’m on (and that’s impressive in itself) but they have their open model application closed. I emailed them, and I still think I might be able to get my foot in the door, mostly because I run my own sites, and have a year of very successful camming on my side.

Who knows though. I really like the site I’m working for, but it seems to be becoming more like a JOB than a career there. I feel like I’m losing because I won’t break the rules.

I saw a model who was showing her twat and playing with herself. Asked her if she knew about the rules, and her response was “Yea, but I did it quick, EVERYONE does it, and they can’t ban us all at once.”

Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me? I wanted to reach through the monitor and just strangle her. It’s models like that on the site that make me want to leave and never come back. Models who are aware of the owners’ inability to condemn people for breaking very simple rules. Models who keep ME from having a CHANCE at the supposed “just for fun” contest.

The model who was in first place (until the other night) was only there because she would set her status as “In Private” so people would spy and she would get more tokens. Only problem with this: She was sitting there, completely clothed, watching television. WHAT?!

I had several friends who complained to the owner about it, and guess what? NOTHING was fucking done. All they had to do was look at the members logs, check the model’s saved video feeds for those specific times and they could have EASILY seen she was cheating her fucking ass off.

So, I ask again, what’s the point of having a contest with rules when you won’t enforce them? I think their motto of “We care for the model” should be changed to “We care for the models who have no standards or sense of responsibility”