Posts Tagged ‘altporn’

Calling all geek writers who also love porn

Do you keep up on the latest gaming trends, or make sure to see every sci-fi movie in the theaters when it comes out?
Do you write short fantasy stories?
Happen to know a way to make a flux capacitor work?
If any of the above (Or More) apply to you, then you could be a writer for GeekGirlsOnline.
So submit and be read today!

As the owner of GGO, I have to put together a ‘zine every month. I’m always looking for new writers to spotlight and even some to add to the staff with a monthly column. If you like geek/tech/gamer topics, and wouldn’t mind spending a little time each month writing a good quality article in exchange for a 1 month membership to GeekGirlsOnline, then send an email to contact@trinityintrigue.com

Rules for submission:
All work MUST be your original work, and you must own all rights to said work.
All articles should be relevant to current times. I.E. No Final Fantasy VII video game reviews/previews, but how-tos are ok.
Full articles need to be between 500 and 1000 words.
Reviews/Previews need between 200 and 400 words.
How-Tos should have at least 350 words, with no higher limit.
If you need to attach pictures, email them.
As I said, currently, we only offer free month subscriptions to submitted content.

The way of the mole….

I was looking at some of the alt-porn  sites I know of today, and noticed something absolutely shocking. Did you know that chics with tattoos and piercings are only hot if you photoshop them SO much that they look like alternative barbie dolls?

The niche that used to glorify imperfections, is now against them.

Don’t get me wrong, using any editing software to get rid of zits, or razor burn isn’t a big deal, as those things aren’t what make us unique. But making your skin look plastic, or “velvety” when it isn’t, that’s fucking stupid.

Come on people. I don’t wanna fuck a barbie. I don’t wanna masturbate to plastic porn. I want real fucking girls again. The kind who have scars on their bodies from piercings long gone, a mole by their belly button, a bruise from a concert’s mosh pit. Fuck the barbies. That’s what mainstream porn is about, not us.