Demented Rants

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So, I have been bitching about MyFreeCams extensively for about a year. And honestly, I shouldn’t have put up with it this long, but sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do to make sure bills are paid.

Well, I recently found out about a month ago that 2 REALLY famous porn stars started working on the site…. and that would be the exact time my income went from “crap, I can barely cover my bills” to “crap, I can barely cover A bill”. WTF were they thinking? It just goes to further the proof that the owners are dicks who care absolutely nothing about the amateur industry that they’ve built their name upon.

So, I am currently job hunting full time to make sure I have a job lined up by mid next week. I’m also looking to take on any web design projects I can to make sure I can pay bills @ the end of the month. (Spread the word, will ya?)

But, this has spawned a HUGE debacle on my facebook. I was bitching about the obvious bullshit that the owners of MFC are attempting to pull, and their blatant screwing of us models who’ve stuck with them since they barely had 100 models on the entire roster. A topic of ethics in the porn industry then arose. There is a guy I used to know that I had added on there.

He pretty much said that the porn industry will never have any real ethics and mostly due to the fact that no one cares. Which is bullshit. But what the fuck ever.
The part that pissed me off is that he doesn’t think we’re ‘important’ enough for anyone to pay attention to regulations, ethics and that we’re all unethical bastards that are here to make a quick buck. ENTIRELY UN-FUCKING-TRUE. In fact, I know more ethical people in the industry than unethical for the simple fact that we outcast anyone who is purposely screwing the industry. Anyone who’s out ‘to make a buck’ and nothing else pretty much gets an ear lashing and is cast aside. We don’t want people like that around us, ever. It’s hard enough getting  the people of this country to listen to us without douchebags around. Self-regulation. And we didn’t even have to have the government step in and tell us we HAD to do it a certain way. Holy shit!

This all set me off on quite the tantrum and still has me rather irked, being 2 hours after the original comments were made.

To top it off, I found out that Astroglide’s ‘Natural Lube’ in fact contains Methylparaben which is a SYNTHETICALLY created preservative. It has been scientifically proven to cause breast cancer, serious allergic reactions and increased aging if you put it on your skin and go into the sun (it’s in a lot of lotions and the like). It also has some pretty serious estrogenic side effects, both expediting and slowing periods & menopause. I threw a shit fit when I found this out. I am very picky about what I’ll stick in my vagina because let’s face it, it’s the money maker in this relationship. I have to take care of it. Period. So, I sent an extremely negative email to Astroglide demanding my money back for purchasing their fake natural lube and explained to them the side effects of methyparabens (which I’m sure they are quite aware of, just ignore). Did you know that most of the rest of the world has BANNED glycerines & parabens in products that can cause such side effects? The only way that mehtylparaben ISN’T harmful is if you ingest it or take it via IP Injection to help with fluid loss when needing to replenish blood supplies. That’s It. WTF people? How in the hell does one of the most highly technological countries in the world let something so OBVIOUSLY bad for you, still exist in products? It makes absolutely no sense to me. And it’s not like ‘fast food’ bad for you… something we all know about. So few people know about this stuff existing in their lotions, lube, hair gel, etc. AWARENESS NOW!

So, that’s been my day in a nutshell: Ignorant guys from old work places, dickhead companies out to screw you over and make you sick just to save a buck, and me deleting my myspace pages. Oh ya, btw, I deleted my myspace pages.

I was recently informed of a torrent site I hadn’t heard of. I checked it out, and sure enough, a shitload of my videos have been uploaded by this idiot who apparently thought it was a good idea to use his existing screen name on it. Fucking retard. So here’s my email to the douchenozzel (after I emailed the torrent site owner, as they claim they will remove content that the original user doesn’t own)

WTF dude? I provide a website you obviously enjoy, and you screw me over by ripping videos from my site and uploading them to a torrent site? What the hell is wrong with you? I make it very fucking clear that I do my own work, 100% of the time, and you still feel that apparently my content needs to be ‘shared’? Well, good luck getting another subscription with a single CCBill site, as I’m reporting your douchebag ass for breaking TOS on what I’m assuming will be MANY CCBill sites!

Have fun with your life, douchebag.

~ Athena Hollow

Quote from Pixie Bruner:

If you guys can help, please do. We at GGO really wish we could help more of our models, unfortunately with the current economic climate (and the fact that we’ve gone from $1800+ a month income to $600 a month income) we can’t help enough. So I’m asking all of you, if you can, to help pixie out.

I’m going to be adding a “Featured Model” section to my personal paysite, to help cut down on the load of updating it with my own content every single week.

Once a month, I will be putting up a set from a “Featured Model” with a mini bio and a link to her site.

I am looking more for amateur models who run their own single or multi-girl sites, but am willing to work with just about anyone who has alt or geeky models (REAL geeks, not “I put on a pair of glasses and now I’m a geek” type geeks).

It would be a set for set exchange (with all 2257 records included of course). I am looking for photo sets that are 50+ pictures. It doesn’t have to be exclusive (as my sets wouldn’t be exclusive). This is just a way to help each other out with content, and cross-promote similar sites.

If anyone is interested, feel free to send me an email to athena@missathenahollow.com with some photos and a little about the girl. I would like a real write-up from the girl, if she is not the one sending the email, instead of a pre-gen that is total BS.

I have yet to turn down and interview and I certainly wasn’t going to when approached by GeekGirlsOnline’s very own Vivian Winters.

Vivian has recently started her own blog on Livejournal that features everything from Model Exclusives to talks about sex and everything in between

I’m delighted to bring you our very first Model Exclusive, hopefully just one of a series of interviews with altporn models. This week’s is with Athena Hollow, founder of GeekGirlsOnline and more recently her own personal site, MissAthenaHollow. This interview, like all future ones, is exclusive to Vivian Winters’ blog and was conducted by yours truly!

How did you pick your modeling name?
Well, mine was actually my stage name in my first band, my freshman year of high school. Our name was Hollow Minds (then turned to Hollow Faith). My friends told me I needed a stage name to go with it and suggested Athena because they always came to me for advice and I always had their backs, no matter what the circumstance.

Read the full interview!

It’s been a hellish month. Money problems, storms knocking out power and cable… all that fun shit rolled into a neat ball I like to call the month of May 2009.

So! What’s gone down in internet land lately? OH! There’s a new site I wanna tell everyone about. It’s called Home for Lost Boys. It’s ran by GeekGirlsOnline’s very own Rinoa and features some very pretty boys!

This is what she has to say about her sexy new site!

Beautiful, alternative, men.

http://www.homeforlostboys.com

Home for Lost Boys launched May 22nd, 2009, but has been in the making since July 2008. It is a result of Lady Murasaki, the webmistress’s frustration at being unable to find pictures of pretty, alternative men. All that was available on the internet seemed to be overly muscled men or disturbingly twinky boys, neither of which suited her interests.

At Home for Lost Boys, we aim to bring erotic, artistic, and playful photo sets of beautiful, alternative and unique boys. The site is primarily run by women, and welcomes anyone who is looking for something more than the typical, boring guy!

We are also recruiting models and want to bring together boys who aren’t your cookie-cutter mainstream types and carve a place for them on the internet. We want our models to be seen as real people with real personalities.  We strive to be an outlet for their self-expression and are looking for models who have a unique look and sense of style.

I even encouraged a good friend (with benefits) to apply to the site, and last I heard, he was accepted (yay Meishial!).  So go check it out! NAO!

From porn to smokes…. Blu omg, omg Blu. Greatest…. Invention… EVAR! Super techno nerds that smoke will love this thing. It’s an electronic cigarette that’s phenominal! I wholly endorse (and use) these things! They are awesome. You can smoke them on planes, in government offices, at work, EVERYWHERE! It’s just a nifty concoction of liquid nicotine, propelyne glyccol *(which has been scientifically proven to reduce the risk of upper respiratory infection and pneumonia)*, water and flavor.  You inhale like a normal cigarette, and the airflow causes the battery to start the atomizer, which turns the liquid into vapor and VOILA! Nicotine straight into the lungs without the nasty shit like tar and other icky carcinogins!

Is it a “stop smoking aid”? No. It’s an alternative to cigarettes. A less dangerous one, most definitely. But you be the judge! I give it a 20/10 as far as rating goes

Last but not least, GeekGirlsOnline is starting a new annual tradition! Geeky Scavenger Hunt baby! That’s right! We’re getting everyone involved in this thing. It’s fun, totally dorky and offers the promise of free porn, and swag. Where could you go wrong.

From the June 2009 GeekZine:

From now until June 30, 2009 GeekGirlsOnline is running a Scavenger Hunt.

We have spent the past few months trying to come up with new ways to help get the word out about GeekGirlsOnline, and finally realized that we couldn’t think of any porn sites that had run a real scavenger hunt! They were fun as a kid, and this will be even more fun as an adult. Scouring the world and the internet for geeky images and videos, everything from girls gaming to cosplay. We have a pretty comprehensive list of 30 items, places, and people that will have you searching for weeks! So join in! All over the age of 18 are encouraged to participate. The winner will receive a 6 month membership to GeekGirlsOnline.com, a GGO TeeShirt, stickers and a poster featuring some of the GGO Models. Come on, a game with the end goal of geeky porn? What’s to lose!

Check out this month’s GeekZine for the full list of rules and of course, the clues. Now’s the time to spread the word of Geeky Porn to the masses!

Apparently power saws are the new big thing when it comes to sex toys, at least according to a 27-year-old Maryland woman.
She thought it would be great to use her power saw to attach a dildo and have someone fuck her with it. Good idea, in theory, but this theory only works if you take the actual saw-blade out of the equation.
The saw cut through the dildo (rightfully so) and sliced her twat open. What a fucking moron!
(source NBC Washington)

This news article has sparked an interest inside me to find other stupid sex mistakes, and of course, the best place to start is with the Darwin Awards. Here’s a list of some of the stupidest sex accidents:

Fantastic Plastic Lover: In 2000, a Darwin Award Nomination went to a man who liked to be asphyxiated during sex. One night, he decided to add  a plastic bag to the act, and use a vacuum to remove all the air. He was found dead, with the vacuum cleaner still running.

Shoot ‘em Off: Confirmed Living Darwin Award Nominee, Lantern, was rushed to the hospital due to a gunshot wound to the crotch. Apparently, he liked to put his shotgun to his jewels and tell his wife to pull the trigger. Needless to say, one night the gun was actually loaded and this idiot attempted to shoot off his nuts. “For being named Lantern, he wasn’t very bright.”

Mr. Happy’s Vacuum: Yet another vacuum idiot, a New Jersey man decided to try out his new hand-held Singer A-6 not on the floor, but on his dick. Unfortunately for him, he apparently didn’t read the brochure or he would have known that the vacuum is caused by a blade that is just inches away from the nozzle. Yup, Mr. Genius’ happy moments were cut short, along with his member, when he lopped off the top 1/2″ of it. The doctor’s were unable to reattach the missing piece, but at least it will serve as a reminder that one must always read the usage instructions before inserting a valuable item into a vacuum.

And finally (this time at least)….

Hot Beef Injection: So, you know all those stories about the skanky girl at your school who stuck a hotdog up her twat and it got stuck? Well it may have originated from a true source, and spread from there. A doctor was assigned to a girl that was once his high school classmate (talk about akward) who said she had stomach pains. Finally getting down to the truth in the matter, she had apparently gotten part of a microwaved hotdog stuck inside her. She said she microwaved it because it was frozen, which then softened it and let it easily break off a chunk in her cunt. Good god woman! If you are that hardup, try using a sugar-free popsicle next time. At least if it breaks, it’ll melt out of you!

And that’s all for this edition of Stupid Sex from Stupid People!