Demented Rants

I was recently informed of a torrent site I hadn’t heard of. I checked it out, and sure enough, a shitload of my videos have been uploaded by this idiot who apparently thought it was a good idea to use his existing screen name on it. Fucking retard. So here’s my email to the douchenozzel (after I emailed the torrent site owner, as they claim they will remove content that the original user doesn’t own)

WTF dude? I provide a website you obviously enjoy, and you screw me over by ripping videos from my site and uploading them to a torrent site? What the hell is wrong with you? I make it very fucking clear that I do my own work, 100% of the time, and you still feel that apparently my content needs to be ’shared’? Well, good luck getting another subscription with a single CCBill site, as I’m reporting your douchebag ass for breaking TOS on what I’m assuming will be MANY CCBill sites!

Have fun with your life, douchebag.

~ Athena Hollow

Quote from Pixie Bruner:

If you guys can help, please do. We at GGO really wish we could help more of our models, unfortunately with the current economic climate (and the fact that we’ve gone from $1800+ a month income to $600 a month income) we can’t help enough. So I’m asking all of you, if you can, to help pixie out.

That’s right! Starting the minute before Halloween, I’m holding a few auctions on MFC!

Each auction will last 15 minutes.

There will be 3 auctions (minimum)

Starting with 1 month of GeekGirlsOnline.com, then 1 month of MissAthenaHollow.com and finally, auctioning off my Supergirl Costume!

All bidding must be done with MFC Tokens ONLY!

Be sure to get there early, or you’ll miss out on this once in a lifetime chance!

Hope to see you all there ^_^

Sign up for MyFreeCams Today!

Then add me to your friends list: AthenaH

I’m going to be adding a “Featured Model” section to my personal paysite, to help cut down on the load of updating it with my own content every single week.

Once a month, I will be putting up a set from a “Featured Model” with a mini bio and a link to her site.

I am looking more for amateur models who run their own single or multi-girl sites, but am willing to work with just about anyone who has alt or geeky models (REAL geeks, not “I put on a pair of glasses and now I’m a geek” type geeks).

It would be a set for set exchange (with all 2257 records included of course). I am looking for photo sets that are 50+ pictures. It doesn’t have to be exclusive (as my sets wouldn’t be exclusive). This is just a way to help each other out with content, and cross-promote similar sites.

If anyone is interested, feel free to send me an email to athena@missathenahollow.com with some photos and a little about the girl. I would like a real write-up from the girl, if she is not the one sending the email, instead of a pre-gen that is total BS.

I have yet to turn down and interview and I certainly wasn’t going to when approached by GeekGirlsOnline’s very own Vivian Winters.

Vivian has recently started her own blog on Livejournal that features everything from Model Exclusives to talks about sex and everything in between

I’m delighted to bring you our very first Model Exclusive, hopefully just one of a series of interviews with altporn models. This week’s is with Athena Hollow, founder of GeekGirlsOnline and more recently her own personal site, MissAthenaHollow. This interview, like all future ones, is exclusive to Vivian Winters’ blog and was conducted by yours truly!

How did you pick your modeling name?
Well, mine was actually my stage name in my first band, my freshman year of high school. Our name was Hollow Minds (then turned to Hollow Faith). My friends told me I needed a stage name to go with it and suggested Athena because they always came to me for advice and I always had their backs, no matter what the circumstance.

Read the full interview!

It’s been a hellish month. Money problems, storms knocking out power and cable… all that fun shit rolled into a neat ball I like to call the month of May 2009.

So! What’s gone down in internet land lately? OH! There’s a new site I wanna tell everyone about. It’s called Home for Lost Boys. It’s ran by GeekGirlsOnline’s very own Rinoa and features some very pretty boys!

This is what she has to say about her sexy new site!

Beautiful, alternative, men.

http://www.homeforlostboys.com

Home for Lost Boys launched May 22nd, 2009, but has been in the making since July 2008. It is a result of Lady Murasaki, the webmistress’s frustration at being unable to find pictures of pretty, alternative men. All that was available on the internet seemed to be overly muscled men or disturbingly twinky boys, neither of which suited her interests.

At Home for Lost Boys, we aim to bring erotic, artistic, and playful photo sets of beautiful, alternative and unique boys. The site is primarily run by women, and welcomes anyone who is looking for something more than the typical, boring guy!

We are also recruiting models and want to bring together boys who aren’t your cookie-cutter mainstream types and carve a place for them on the internet. We want our models to be seen as real people with real personalities.  We strive to be an outlet for their self-expression and are looking for models who have a unique look and sense of style.

I even encouraged a good friend (with benefits) to apply to the site, and last I heard, he was accepted (yay Meishial!).  So go check it out! NAO!

From porn to smokes…. Blu omg, omg Blu. Greatest…. Invention… EVAR! Super techno nerds that smoke will love this thing. It’s an electronic cigarette that’s phenominal! I wholly endorse (and use) these things! They are awesome. You can smoke them on planes, in government offices, at work, EVERYWHERE! It’s just a nifty concoction of liquid nicotine, propelyne glyccol *(which has been scientifically proven to reduce the risk of upper respiratory infection and pneumonia)*, water and flavor.  You inhale like a normal cigarette, and the airflow causes the battery to start the atomizer, which turns the liquid into vapor and VOILA! Nicotine straight into the lungs without the nasty shit like tar and other icky carcinogins!

Is it a “stop smoking aid”? No. It’s an alternative to cigarettes. A less dangerous one, most definitely. But you be the judge! I give it a 20/10 as far as rating goes

Last but not least, GeekGirlsOnline is starting a new annual tradition! Geeky Scavenger Hunt baby! That’s right! We’re getting everyone involved in this thing. It’s fun, totally dorky and offers the promise of free porn, and swag. Where could you go wrong.

From the June 2009 GeekZine:

From now until June 30, 2009 GeekGirlsOnline is running a Scavenger Hunt.

We have spent the past few months trying to come up with new ways to help get the word out about GeekGirlsOnline, and finally realized that we couldn’t think of any porn sites that had run a real scavenger hunt! They were fun as a kid, and this will be even more fun as an adult. Scouring the world and the internet for geeky images and videos, everything from girls gaming to cosplay. We have a pretty comprehensive list of 30 items, places, and people that will have you searching for weeks! So join in! All over the age of 18 are encouraged to participate. The winner will receive a 6 month membership to GeekGirlsOnline.com, a GGO TeeShirt, stickers and a poster featuring some of the GGO Models. Come on, a game with the end goal of geeky porn? What’s to lose!

Check out this month’s GeekZine for the full list of rules and of course, the clues. Now’s the time to spread the word of Geeky Porn to the masses!

Apparently power saws are the new big thing when it comes to sex toys, at least according to a 27-year-old Maryland woman.
She thought it would be great to use her power saw to attach a dildo and have someone fuck her with it. Good idea, in theory, but this theory only works if you take the actual saw-blade out of the equation.
The saw cut through the dildo (rightfully so) and sliced her twat open. What a fucking moron!
(source NBC Washington)

This news article has sparked an interest inside me to find other stupid sex mistakes, and of course, the best place to start is with the Darwin Awards. Here’s a list of some of the stupidest sex accidents:

Fantastic Plastic Lover: In 2000, a Darwin Award Nomination went to a man who liked to be asphyxiated during sex. One night, he decided to add  a plastic bag to the act, and use a vacuum to remove all the air. He was found dead, with the vacuum cleaner still running.

Shoot ‘em Off: Confirmed Living Darwin Award Nominee, Lantern, was rushed to the hospital due to a gunshot wound to the crotch. Apparently, he liked to put his shotgun to his jewels and tell his wife to pull the trigger. Needless to say, one night the gun was actually loaded and this idiot attempted to shoot off his nuts. “For being named Lantern, he wasn’t very bright.”

Mr. Happy’s Vacuum: Yet another vacuum idiot, a New Jersey man decided to try out his new hand-held Singer A-6 not on the floor, but on his dick. Unfortunately for him, he apparently didn’t read the brochure or he would have known that the vacuum is caused by a blade that is just inches away from the nozzle. Yup, Mr. Genius’ happy moments were cut short, along with his member, when he lopped off the top 1/2″ of it. The doctor’s were unable to reattach the missing piece, but at least it will serve as a reminder that one must always read the usage instructions before inserting a valuable item into a vacuum.

And finally (this time at least)….

Hot Beef Injection: So, you know all those stories about the skanky girl at your school who stuck a hotdog up her twat and it got stuck? Well it may have originated from a true source, and spread from there. A doctor was assigned to a girl that was once his high school classmate (talk about akward) who said she had stomach pains. Finally getting down to the truth in the matter, she had apparently gotten part of a microwaved hotdog stuck inside her. She said she microwaved it because it was frozen, which then softened it and let it easily break off a chunk in her cunt. Good god woman! If you are that hardup, try using a sugar-free popsicle next time. At least if it breaks, it’ll melt out of you!

And that’s all for this edition of Stupid Sex from Stupid People!

What is the point of starting a contest with rules when you won’t enforce them?

And is it really “just for fun” if you have a cash prize for the top 20? I would think that’s more of a “Just for fun if you aren’t winning” contest.

I’ve been looking into other options for camming because of my increasing irritability towards owners who like to bark but never bite, models who apparently think I’m so awesome they have to steal every new thing I do, and guys who can keep trolling rooms because you don’t need a credit card and IP bans only work if you aren’t using a proxy.

I found one that pays BETTER than the site I’m on (and that’s impressive in itself) but they have their open model application closed. I emailed them, and I still think I might be able to get my foot in the door, mostly because I run my own sites, and have a year of very successful camming on my side.

Who knows though. I really like the site I’m working for, but it seems to be becoming more like a JOB than a career there. I feel like I’m losing because I won’t break the rules.

I saw a model who was showing her twat and playing with herself. Asked her if she knew about the rules, and her response was “Yea, but I did it quick, EVERYONE does it, and they can’t ban us all at once.”

Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me? I wanted to reach through the monitor and just strangle her. It’s models like that on the site that make me want to leave and never come back. Models who are aware of the owners’ inability to condemn people for breaking very simple rules. Models who keep ME from having a CHANCE at the supposed “just for fun” contest.

The model who was in first place (until the other night) was only there because she would set her status as “In Private” so people would spy and she would get more tokens. Only problem with this: She was sitting there, completely clothed, watching television. WHAT?!

I had several friends who complained to the owner about it, and guess what? NOTHING was fucking done. All they had to do was look at the members logs, check the model’s saved video feeds for those specific times and they could have EASILY seen she was cheating her fucking ass off.

So, I ask again, what’s the point of having a contest with rules when you won’t enforce them? I think their motto of “We care for the model” should be changed to “We care for the models who have no standards or sense of responsibility”

I was looking at some of the alt-porn  sites I know of today, and noticed something absolutely shocking. Did you know that chics with tattoos and piercings are only hot if you photoshop them SO much that they look like alternative barbie dolls?

The niche that used to glorify imperfections, is now against them.

Don’t get me wrong, using any editing software to get rid of zits, or razor burn isn’t a big deal, as those things aren’t what make us unique. But making your skin look plastic, or “velvety” when it isn’t, that’s fucking stupid.

Come on people. I don’t wanna fuck a barbie. I don’t wanna masturbate to plastic porn. I want real fucking girls again. The kind who have scars on their bodies from piercings long gone, a mole by their belly button, a bruise from a concert’s mosh pit. Fuck the barbies. That’s what mainstream porn is about, not us.