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So, back when I announced I was needing donations because of cervical cancer cells being found in my cervix as well as precancerous cells, there was a guy on xpeeps who said he’d help try to get donations.

His idea of help was spamming everyone on his friends list, posting 50 bulletins a day, and turning his entire profile into a promotional tool including a tacky banner that I thought was a bit much. I emailed him and asked him to tone it down a bit, because it was a little spammy and tacky. He threw a fucking shitfit over it. Calling me every name in the book because I didn’t agree with how he was promoting MY ILLNESS with MY NAME attached.

Now, today, I receive an email saying that I am a fucking liar unless I provide all the documention, even though I have. He’s the reason I thought people were saying I was faking it. He’s the reason I posted the documentation I had on the nerdkiss.com website. And now, I’m being accused of being a goddamn liar, stress I don’t need, just a few days away from surgery. OH and he’s DEMANDING his donation back. Yea…. This guy is a fucking tool.

– UPDATE –

He runs all of these accounts:

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=837646

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=837229

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=835864

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=642027

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=838249

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=838958

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=102212

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=839979

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=840045

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=841964

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=846222

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=843701

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=839637

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=838959

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=838548

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=843701

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=839229

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=215975

http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=835864

Here’s all the email exchanges we had from the point in time when shit hit the fan:

Me:

Thanks for all the help, but can ya cut back some? I think the cervix banner is tacky and marks me out as an advertisement of some sort, and I’ve gotten lots of messages from people about you spamming them. I really don’t want that kind of thing associated with this cause. It takes it from “Hey if you can, will you help” to “Hey, you better help because you’re wrong if you don’t” and I don’t like that at all.

Like I said, I do appreciate the help and the donation, but really, let’s tone it down some. I’m not out to change the world, just make mine a little easier.

Him (this is 3 different emails sent pretty much back to back:

wow!

…cut back some..? it’s only your life we’re talking about, which i apparently value more than you do…

…anyone who’d contact you to complain at a time like this doesn’t seem to get the point of any of this…you didn’t put me up to any of what i’ve done and you don’t get to dictate how others show their appreciation for you, it’s not the way things work…

…’funny thing,’ i’ve contacted several of the xpeeps admin and i haven’t heard one complaint from them and it’s their site…i also haven’t gotten a single complaint from any of the thousands of people i’ve contacted directly on xpeeps…

…i have received a few encouraging messages…anypoop, there are plenty of options like placing me on their ignore list so they never receive messages from me again and an array of other options BUT(T) what i’ve done is NOT considered spamming AND the cause is something that it is in poor taste (aka “tacky”) to mention when someone’s health is in question…

…i wish you were less concerned with how this makes you look and realize that i am not doing you any disservice, but doing what i mentioned i’d be willing to do from the very beginning (‘bend over backwards to the point of almost breaking’)…

…so, just sit back, be all cervical cancer-ridden and keep your lil trap shut so i can do what i do when i care about someone’s life…your pride isn’t needed at this juncture in things…maybe you’re just scared and see this as adding to your stress, but maybe you should just let self-centered people whine and know that THEY are missing the point…

…and you ARE out to change the world (with your modeling) or you’d squeak by like everybody else, unnoticed – no one puts themelves out there with sites and such to go unnoticed, so your health has taken a little detour BUT(T) you’re still someone who wants to affect the world positively, as do i…

…SO i’m out to change the way the adult industry takes care of its own, because it is full of ingrates and self-loathersand adult children…so don’ analyze what i’m doing, lil miss egghead, just know that i care about your life and that i care differently than you do, and this isn’t just about making your life easier…

…kick and scream (aka “whine”) and fight me on how i care about you as a human being who projects something positive and warm (from your pictures you seem harmless – but retract your little teeth and claws now, itty bitty kitty) and it’s just a waste of time…your life has changed, now change the way you see how OTHERS care about things that concern them and SHUDDUP!

warmth & fuzziness, -K-

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…i’d much rather have your goofy ass around than the majority of people who don’t realize what a positive affect you have on the world and i’m worried about you and that you could possibly not be around much longer so i’m overdoing it SO WHAT!

…it saddens me to imagine you just fading away AND I’M NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN!!!!

…maybe those whiners, who should be directing their complaints in any direction BUT(T) yours should think about YOU and not how someone else has ruined their pornographic jack and/or jill-a-thon – they have that luxury, but they’re thoughtless lil A-HOLES!…

…so think hard about where i’m coming from and where the jagoffs are coming from – a handful comard to the THOUSANDS that have gotten MY messages, not YOURS…this isn’t on you at all…NOW I’M PISSED! (and i have to got to a job i loathe BUT(T) i’d much rather stay home and ”spam” thousands more people about your cold sore, uuuuh no, your scaped knee, no OH! it’s just cancer *pfft*…

…ok, that’s enough, i’m running late…i’m not pissed off anymore…hm, cool…

CHRIST ON A CRUTCH, RELAX!

<3

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…i didn’t appreciate your message so much so that i had the shittiest shift at the shittiest job – which you obviously cannot relate to since you’re doing what you enjoy regardless of how crappy your financial situation is – and for whatever reasons, which i don’t need to know…

…so your arrogance made me rethink everything i’ve done for you (YES, NOT BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO BUT(T) BECAUSE I WANTED TO) and just tell me to take everything down and i’ll be more than happy to…

…all night i’m thinking ‘ “tacky”..? what a poor choice of words AND what a little asshole, why am i even bothering to help her at all, she’s a damned ingrateful little shite’…then again and again, i had to remind myself that she must not have many friends or any family (to speak of, much like my situation) to help her out…

…you don’t smile much in your pictures which makes you look sad as hell, not really gothy or punky or whatever look you’re shooting for, so i feel even more compelleed to help you – not to mention the sad blog you wrote…BUT(T) young lady, you need to learn to be a LOT more diplomatic with your words AND work on accepting help without judging HOW people want to help…

…if i’d known you were going to be so offensive i would’ve left you to your own devices…after all, you’re one of billions of people on this planet and there are much nicer people to ally and collaborate with that know how to treat those who bust their humps to aid them when they’re in dire straits…

…BUT(T) i don’t know their situation AND i’ve seen you doing your thing over the years and you seem(ed) cool enough that it was worth the effort to help out and maybe collaborate with ’cause you seemed to have solid potential…i’ve helped lots of people in my life, even when i had little or nothing material or monetary to offer them ’cause (to me at least), giving of oneself is a much more compassionate and generous gesture (especially when a person has very little to give materially)…

…i’ve given people money also, but that has usually winds up being more problematic – one main reason i don’t like how people behave when money’s involved…BUT(T) i didn’t mind giving you money because that’s what it takes to remedy your present predicament AND i went “overboard” because you may need more money than you can imagine you’ll need after your surgery…

…also, keep in mind that xpeeps is an porn-oriented site – even though there are some good people that hang out there – sooooo just coming out and asking for money the way you were doing it (all squeaky like mouse) wouldn’t have even gotten you much of response…ALSO, my approach came from concern and guilt works (not your idea, 100000000000000% mine)…

…if you re-read the message with a more optimistic mind set you’ll see that i covered several bases, from warm to less subtle to straight out guilt-trippy – really an effective message which works on a few levels…ANYWAYZZZZZ, out of the thousands of people i contacted directly (yes, i sat and sent messages for more than 24 hours a day or so ago), most didn’t complain…

…i’m sorry you’re stressed but my goal was to make it so you didn’t have to stress at all, that the money you’d ned for the surgery and your bills will come and there’d be some extra to serve as a buffer, but that you’d more than likely get your present medical bills and some of your other bills paid as well…

…so i was the big brother you never wanted, oh well, i tried…

…i think big, i’ve got a huge ass heart and i’ve a constitution of solid titanium so when i do things i don’t mess around…anyway, i meant well, and if you want me to delete all of the banners i’ve posted i will BUT(T) you don’t have the leeway to tell me how to care about someone…if you want to be a little mouse, i won’t stand in your way, but(t) don’t ask me not to be a lion…

…guilt trippin’ aside, i never demanded that you return what i extended to you, but i didn’t expect you to side with the whiners against me when my intentions were much more helpful and a lot less stressful – THEY decided to involve you in something they should have brougt to the attention of the xpeeps staff, not you – the person who mentioned in your blog that you were already stressed beyond your tolerance level…

…i’m beating a dead horse here, so…i have tons of my own crap to tend to so i won’t be heartbroken if i can sacrifice time and energy if you don’t want it…i’ve always believed that if i care about someone else’s situation more than they do, then they really don’t want or need my help…but we’re talking about your health/life here, aren’t we – which is a no-brainer that you NEED all the help you can get and shouldn’t be so picky…

…hopefully, next time, you’ll just tell the whiners to go fuck themselves ’cause THEY are creating more stress than someone who enjoys your presence on Earth enough to want to assure that it remains (more thna not) instead of sitting by talking shit to the person suffering the most…and why didn’t they contact me instead..? i expected TONS of complaints, which i was more than willing to deal with, ’cause i wasn’t willing to do nothing and leaveyou to fend for yourself at your weakest moment and hopefully your last urgent dilemma…

…again, et blah, et blah, et blah…

…i’m at the ready, so if you want my tacky (*weep*) banner to go bye-bye, it’s a done deal…

After this, I hadn’t heard word one from him. Until today, when I received this:

I don’t want to spend anymore time on this because I have lots of more important things to do.  BUT(T) I’m also not going to stop following up on clarifying whether or no you actually have cervical cancer OR if you didn’t just deceive many people so you could pay your bills AND that you think joining the workforce is beneath you AND that you’re just too irresponsible and lazy.

So you can ignore my messages, BUT(T) it’ll just prove that you need to be taught a lesson about doing the right thing OR paying the consequences of doing the wrong thing(s).  So send me the actual documentation disagnosing you with haveing cervical cancer, as you said you would from the beginning OR face the consequences of “crying wolf” and involving others in your little bill-paying scam.

If I don’t receive the documentation by midnight tonight, I’ll presume you’ve fallen into the category of scam artist and take appropriate actions.  And if I receive the documentation, in the form of image file(s), and it/they don’t appear to be legitimate, the same actions will be carried out to warn anyone and everyone of your deceitful practices.

You’ve been warned!

PS – I just came to the conclusion that regardless of whether or not you have cervical cancer, I want my $50 donation back for the nasty message you sent me after all of the support and energy I put out to help you.  In other words, I don’t really care if you have cancer or not, because you’re not someone I’d've chosen to help if I’d know you were so phucking obnoxious.

I’m obnoxious because I didn’t want a tacky banner and SPAMMING to ‘promote’ MY illness. NOT HIS. MINE. I’M the one that’s sick.

With all this, I sent him this email back (it’s actually 2 emails, but you’ll get the point)

I sent you all the goddamn documentation I have. And I didn’t send you a nasty message. All I asked was that you toned it down some because it seemed annoying the way you were trying to promote what is going on with me. If I *had* the $50 you donated, I’d gladly send it back but guess what? It was spent on MEDICAL BILLS. And every donation I received was from people I knew. All of the ‘work’ you put into it brought not a single penny. I go in for surgery on tuesday you asshole. So why don’t you go wallow in your pity party somewhere else. Want to double check? Call the goddamn hospital yourself on Tuesday and see if I’m there.

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and if you STILL are adamant about this, Want me to give you my MOTHER’S phone number? She was there when they told me everyone. BTW, she’s rather pissed as well that anyone would put someone thru so much stress just a few days before they undergo surgery. Good job!

Yea… FUCK OFF DUDE! YOU ARE A STALKER! QUIT STALKING ME BECAUSE I BRUISED YOUR EGO.

–UPDATE AGAIN–

So apparently this guy can’t stfu. After the last emails I posted, he sent this:

Don’t tell someone you’re going to send them other documentation because it takes 7 to 10 days for the doctor’s office to send it to you, then act like it’s irrelevent.

You’re irresponsible as hell.  No one knows what you’re personally experiencing.  And next time you’ve got problems don’t post them online.  That way no one will give a crap what you’re going through and you won’t have to worry about disliking how they show their concern.

I don’t believe anything you say.  Just blowing smoke and weaving tales.  And if no one gave donations for my efforts, at least people contacted you to wish you well but you don’t give a phuck about that.  All that balogni about how you cried tears of joy for all the love and support people gave you.

Well, that just happen by itself but you didn’t say one nice thing about any of that which means you’re full of crap.  No one reacts the way you have towards me unless they’re lying their asses off.  So if I’m throwing a pity party, it’s for you.

You’re so “smart,” you’re retarded.  And I’m not the asshole here.

& My final response to him:

You can say you don’t believe me, but you better be ready to eat your own foot when I post documentation from the surgery Tuesday. So leave me the fuck alone or I am filing harassment charges. This is the last email you will send to me.

BTW: I never got the documentation from my dr. Which isn’t suprising since my post office took 2 goddamn weeks to deliver a check that should have taken 3 days. But, what do I know? I’m just a lying cunt. I can’t wait till you see all the proof from the surgery tuesday, and you feel like puking because you realize you are a worthless stalking fuck who can’t take an ego bruise in the slightest. All I did was ask you to cut back. You took it upon yourself to throw a tantrum like a two year old. Oh and if I wanted money for the sake of money, I’ve never had problems ASKING for it or trading photosets/videos for it, so why in gods name would I have any reason to TARNISH MY PERFECTLY AWESOME ETHICAL PORNOGRAPHIC NAME just to make a few hundred bucks? I’ve been in this biz for 7 goddamn years, I don’t need to lie to people to get money. The truth works much better and I don’t have to ‘hide my tracks’ afterwards. So fuck off and don’t contact me again or I will be contacting a lawyer as well as filing with the police department in  North Hills, CA and filing harassment & cyberstalking charges.

(btw, quote by Jonathan Swift)

I don’t get people who are in sound mind, let alone those who feel it’s ‘cool’ to completely rip off bloggers and artists.

I was recently made aware of a blogger who is going by Elizabeth Shibboleth using the google blogging platform: Blogspot.com, is totally screwing over a great deal of awesome, witty, nerdy writers by flat out stealing their posts and claiming them as his/her own.

I logged into facebook and saw this post from Hyperbole and a Half’s own Allie Brosh:

Oh holy shit… this girl is the worst plagiarist ever! She’s stolen multiple posts from me and Matt Inman of The Oatmeal, as well as several other well-known websites. I haven’t checked the whole site, but she’s been blogging for a really long time, so who knows how many other things she’s stolen.

She changes tiny details of posts (or just posts the text from a comic) and tries to pass it off as her own work. For example, she re-drew my pain chart and thought that somehow that made it okay.

She does not get 24 hours notice. Attack now please.

Wow…. I mean, I totally get the want/desire to be famous, but quit Milli Vanilliing yourself ya dumb twatwaffle! Mr./Mrs. Shibboleth’s posts can be found http://elizabeth-shibboleth.blogspot.com/ She’s been sent a 24 hour take-down notice of all of Allie’s work, and I assume that the word will get around and her blog will most likely be gone by sunrise…. but if not, let’s make sure it doesn’t happen anymore from this little cunt nugget.

Moral of the story: If you are going to be so bold to rip someone off, at least have the decency to link back to their posts ffs. It’s not hard and most bloggers greatly appreciate the traffic, as long as you aren’t trying to claim or even pretend it was somehow pulled out of your ass instead of their heads.

Plagiarism is bad, mkay?

So, I have been bitching about MyFreeCams extensively for about a year. And honestly, I shouldn’t have put up with it this long, but sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do to make sure bills are paid.

Well, I recently found out about a month ago that 2 REALLY famous porn stars started working on the site…. and that would be the exact time my income went from “crap, I can barely cover my bills” to “crap, I can barely cover A bill”. WTF were they thinking? It just goes to further the proof that the owners are dicks who care absolutely nothing about the amateur industry that they’ve built their name upon.

So, I am currently job hunting full time to make sure I have a job lined up by mid next week. I’m also looking to take on any web design projects I can to make sure I can pay bills @ the end of the month. (Spread the word, will ya?)

But, this has spawned a HUGE debacle on my facebook. I was bitching about the obvious bullshit that the owners of MFC are attempting to pull, and their blatant screwing of us models who’ve stuck with them since they barely had 100 models on the entire roster. A topic of ethics in the porn industry then arose. There is a guy I used to know that I had added on there.

He pretty much said that the porn industry will never have any real ethics and mostly due to the fact that no one cares. Which is bullshit. But what the fuck ever.
The part that pissed me off is that he doesn’t think we’re ‘important’ enough for anyone to pay attention to regulations, ethics and that we’re all unethical bastards that are here to make a quick buck. ENTIRELY UN-FUCKING-TRUE. In fact, I know more ethical people in the industry than unethical for the simple fact that we outcast anyone who is purposely screwing the industry. Anyone who’s out ‘to make a buck’ and nothing else pretty much gets an ear lashing and is cast aside. We don’t want people like that around us, ever. It’s hard enough getting  the people of this country to listen to us without douchebags around. Self-regulation. And we didn’t even have to have the government step in and tell us we HAD to do it a certain way. Holy shit!

This all set me off on quite the tantrum and still has me rather irked, being 2 hours after the original comments were made.

To top it off, I found out that Astroglide’s ‘Natural Lube’ in fact contains Methylparaben which is a SYNTHETICALLY created preservative. It has been scientifically proven to cause breast cancer, serious allergic reactions and increased aging if you put it on your skin and go into the sun (it’s in a lot of lotions and the like). It also has some pretty serious estrogenic side effects, both expediting and slowing periods & menopause. I threw a shit fit when I found this out. I am very picky about what I’ll stick in my vagina because let’s face it, it’s the money maker in this relationship. I have to take care of it. Period. So, I sent an extremely negative email to Astroglide demanding my money back for purchasing their fake natural lube and explained to them the side effects of methyparabens (which I’m sure they are quite aware of, just ignore). Did you know that most of the rest of the world has BANNED glycerines & parabens in products that can cause such side effects? The only way that mehtylparaben ISN’T harmful is if you ingest it or take it via IP Injection to help with fluid loss when needing to replenish blood supplies. That’s It. WTF people? How in the hell does one of the most highly technological countries in the world let something so OBVIOUSLY bad for you, still exist in products? It makes absolutely no sense to me. And it’s not like ‘fast food’ bad for you… something we all know about. So few people know about this stuff existing in their lotions, lube, hair gel, etc. AWARENESS NOW!

So, that’s been my day in a nutshell: Ignorant guys from old work places, dickhead companies out to screw you over and make you sick just to save a buck, and me deleting my myspace pages. Oh ya, btw, I deleted my myspace pages.

Precursor: My twitter posts that inspired such a conversation….
I my kid. She just chose to put on Super Mario Brothers Super Show over Spongebob. Fuck ya, kid!

Birdo is a creepy bitch dragon in this show… I forgot about that lol

And why the hell does she have glasses on and a terrible spitting lisp!? Come on Mario! Whoop that dragons ass!

Now onto the fun part….

Ron: Birdo’s a guy

Me: not in the supermario super show
Me: “When a Birdo mistakes Toad for her missing baby and kidnaps him, Mario, Luigi and Princess Toadstool must rescue him while avoiding Koopa’s attacks.”

Ron: how dare they change his sexuality

Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdo
Me: The manual asserts that she is a male who believes he is a girl, and would rather be referred to as “Birdetta”.

Ron: manual = bible

Me: but that was only in the original release
Me: and besides, it doesn’t count
Me: it was doki doki panic reskin

Ron: how’s it not count? first appearance should count

Me: they’ve devolved it to the point that it’s indeterminate in gender
Me: and most TG ‘guys’ I know, prefer being called girls
Me: so, for all intents and purposes, Birdo is a girl.

Ron: where the fuck do the eggs come from tho?

Me: unisexed?

Ron: I want Birdo to be the one thing that makes sense in the Mario universe
Ron: I don’t care about floating blocks, or fireballs underwater

Me: why does there have to be anything that makes sense… it’s a fiction universe.
Me: lol
Me: but yea, birdo is transgendered. period.
Me: so anatomically, it is probably male, but mentally, psychologically, biological makeup (excluding sex organs) it’s a girl

Ron: that makes it rude to call her birdo then
Ron: it should be Birdette

Me: I know guys named camille and girls named jo
Me: lol
Me: why does a name have to be gender specific

Ron: but.. in this specific instance, they don’t want to be called Birdo, they want Birdette… so why go as far as to call him a she, but then go and and use the male name they don’t like

Me: For the same reason why my friend’s license says Michael but he prefers to go by Ashley…

Ron: right, and I’m assuming you say Ashley… right?

Me: maybe mario & them are bigots?
Me: they are italian
Me: not bigots
Me: homophobes

Ron: just saying… the Super Mario Super Show is ran by a bunch of bigots
Ron: uh yeah… Mario hates all races
Ron: he eats mushrooms, even tho his friends are made of them

Me: Well Birdo doesn’t really correct them either
Me: so maybe they don’t know
Me: *shugs* we are delving way too deep into this

Ron: of course Birdo doesn’t correct then, that’s asking for a hate crime by 2 Italian plumbers with fireball power

Me: lol

I am all about ‘Freedom of Speech’ even when it comes down to you looking like an ignorant douchebag, but seriously, if you are going to debate with me over anything, you need to do research first. Or at least don’t stick your fingers in your ears and say “LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LA LA LA” when presented with several sources that your ‘facts’ are actually bullshit being fed to you by the people who oppose bills/laws/statutes/etc.

Over the past 12 hours, I’ve had many many lengthy conversations about the biggest news of the past 20 years: The Health Care Reform Bill. I’ve talked with people from every spectrum, from those who are convinced we are somehow more communist than we were before to those who are totally for the new bill.

The main issue that is coming out of the people against the bill is higher taxes. Unfortunately, this is a weak leg to stand-on. The only people who should see any increase in their pay to the government will be those who make $200,000-250,000 a year. Soon, they will see an extra Medicare tax as well as an increase to the current Medicare tax. That’s it. Not Joe Schmo who barely rakes in 40k a year with his wife. In fact, Joe will see some serious benefits to this, as he may be eligible for rebates on his insurance premiums. And daughter Suzy, who’s had an existing heart condition since she was born, will now have access to the health insurance she so desperately needs to survive.

The next group of people who will see any sort of monetary ‘conflict’ will be the 17-19% of Americans who can afford to pay for ‘Cadillac’ insurance: i.e. high premium, low deductible full coverage insurance. Since most of these same people are the ones making 200,000-250,000 a year, it wouldn’t really go to say anyone other than upper class will be monetarily affected by this new bill.

Now, the issue I’m seeing across the entire internet: This bill does not, I repeat DOES NOT setup a universal health care system. Which is sad, in fact. The US is one of the few industrialized countries that don’t have some form of universal health care. I had several people say “Oh, well their economy’s are in the shitter”… So’s ours? What’s your point? At least their people are taken care of and are trying to help the economy recover by being able to work more and thus spend more, because they use less sick days.

Another false comment creeping it’s way across the board: “Small business owners will have to close up shop because they can’t afford health care for their employess.” Not true at all. In fact, it only applies if you have 50 employees or more, and chances are if you do, you already have some form of health insurance. You will not receive a fine if you don’t have 50 employees. Period. No ‘reduced fine’, no ‘oh that 50 is a rough estimate’. Nothing. Your employees might get pissed about it all because they face a fine themselves if they don’t get insurance (and can afford it) but that’s about it.

That leads to the next point: If you can’t afford health insurance, you aren’t going to get fined. If you live within 150% of poverty level, the government claims you can afford to spend up to 8% of your yearly income on health insurance. Is it a feasible number? Honestly, I don’t know. I’ve never lived outside that range in my entire life. (Btw, as of 2009, 150% for a single person in the48 continental states, is $16,245, a married couple: $21,855 and a 4 person family: $33,075). The higher up (up to 200% or 250%, I don’t remember which) the less leniency you will have, but can still qualify for a rebate of a lesser percent for paying back premiums. Nice check from the gov’t to help you afford living. OMG!

Now, the only even remotely communist thing that has happened is this: The government has stepped in and told a private institution that they have to follow certain rules. This has been happening all of our lives. The FCC (government) tells people what they can and can’t do on TV (as well as regulates electronic signals to reduce interference). Oh, and what about all those regulations that have been put on necessary utilities like phone, gas, water, electricity…. Those have been in place since most of us were still wet dreams. So don’t get all high and mighty now. We’ve had communist ideals for 30 fucking years people!

I think the comments that disgusted me, though, were those saying they don’t want their money going to ‘charity’. Holy shit, god forbid you actually do something non-selfish with your income. Unfortunately, it’s been going to ‘charity’ (aka health programs for those who can’t afford it) since LONG before you were born, and it’s not going to change anytime soon. And these will be the same people complaining to everyone when their Social Security check is a day late. I guarantee it.

Will this bill fix our health care system? Fuck no. It’s a corrupt bastard child that isn’t just the fault of the insurance companies. Will it go a long way to helping those of us who can’t afford to spend 40% of our income on hospital bills or insurance? Definitely. And it doesn’t make us communist… at least, not anymore than before. Gotta problem with it? Vote in different people. Rally your own support. Get elected and ‘make changes’ or stfu and at least get your facts straight before you start backing an institution that is obviously flawed, greedy, broken and out to spend less than 80% of it’s earnings on shit OTHER than their supposed supplied service. Don’t like it? Move to a country in Africa. None of them have any form of universal health care, and I certainly don’t see it happening anytime soon.

Bah. DST is a farce. If your work is that concerned about you ‘getting out during daylight’ maybe they should change their schedules accordingly instead of screwing with the rest of us.

It was repealed many many years ago (1930s if I remember correctly) and didn’t have a nationwide standard again until the mid 80’s. This happened only because big corporations got involved, and 2 senators pulled crap out of their ass: OMFG IF WE ADD AN HOUR, THAT’S ONE MORE HOUR PEOPLE CAN BUY FRENCH FRIES! HOLY SHIT!

Seriously, I’m not fucking kidding.

So, technically since so much of obesity is automatically attributed to bad diets from fast food restaurants, and more importantly the fries and grease that those fries were cooked in until a few years ago, you can blame DST for obesity in the US.

Let’s ban that shit. It leads to obesity. Which kills people in record numbers, every year.

Want more proof?

In Indiana, in 2005, they finally passed into effect that we too had to observe DST. In this year, the Indianapolis Police District recorded 13.5 per 100,000 capita of homicides, almost 5 times the 2005 national average. This year, there were SEVERAL multiple murders.

In 2003, it was only 13.1 per 100,000. It doesn’t seem like much of a difference, but when you account for the brutality of the murders in 2005, as compared to the brutality of those in 2003, it becomes apparent of only one thing: DST KILLS!

This article has been brought to you for the lulz…. ok, mostly. Seriously, I don’t think that it had anything to do with the murder rate in Indianapolis, but I do think it’s BS that we are being forced to participate in something that isn’t necessary by any stretch. To all you assholes who tell me to just suck it up and go to bed an hour earlier, I tell you this: Try just getting up an hour earlier. I don’t have TIME to go to bed an hour earlier, I have a kid and work. That’s it. But goddammit, both suck up 99% of my time during the day, that 1%, I am sleeping. So piss off, and have a good extra hour day, dicks.

Also, for all you people who’ve already msged me on facebook about how it helps the famers, and electricity, you are flat out wrong.

Yes, you aren’t going to use lights, but you are going to use fans and air conditioning units because guess what? You are at home when you would NORMALLY be at work. So, instead of coming home as your cranny of the world is cooling off, you are coming home when it’s at its hottest. And last I checked, an AC unit takes up a LOT more energy than a singular light.

For the farmer argument, as much as I hate quoting wikipedia, this specific quote has several verifiable resources, so I’ll use it:

Conversely, DST can adversely affect farmers and others whose hours are set by the sun.^[4] For example, grain harvesting is best done after dew evaporates, so when field hands arrive and leave earlier in summer their labor is less valuable.^[52]

Doesn’t sound like farmers actually benefit in anyway after DST kicks in, does it?

It’s a world economy people! So much business is done off of GMT and on the internet, it makes little sense to use any type of time zone period and even less sense for DST to exist. It has no major provable bonuses other than false morale by corporations ‘letting’ their employees go home while it’s still daylight. Well, if they were that concerned about that sort of morale, they’d change employee hours to either pay more so they employee could work less and make the same amount; or change the hours themselves so they actually come in an hour earlier. OMG LOGIC!

I was recently informed of a torrent site I hadn’t heard of. I checked it out, and sure enough, a shitload of my videos have been uploaded by this idiot who apparently thought it was a good idea to use his existing screen name on it. Fucking retard. So here’s my email to the douchenozzel (after I emailed the torrent site owner, as they claim they will remove content that the original user doesn’t own)

WTF dude? I provide a website you obviously enjoy, and you screw me over by ripping videos from my site and uploading them to a torrent site? What the hell is wrong with you? I make it very fucking clear that I do my own work, 100% of the time, and you still feel that apparently my content needs to be ’shared’? Well, good luck getting another subscription with a single CCBill site, as I’m reporting your douchebag ass for breaking TOS on what I’m assuming will be MANY CCBill sites!

Have fun with your life, douchebag.

~ Athena Hollow

So a few weeks ago, I realized I needed some stamps, bad. Since I always forget to get them when I am out, I figured I would give stamps.com a try. Boy was that a mistake.

The initial thing that threw me off a bit was that there was absolutely no way to cancel your account online. You have to call them. Annoying, off-putting, but doable.

A couple weeks went by, and I got the reminder email from my google calendar stating that my 1 month trial was nearly up. I got on their website, grabbed the number, and called away.

I hit the button for cancelling my account. The automated message says some bs about how I will hear some popping as it tries to connect me. Then, BAM: You must call 1-866-209-0026

“But wait… that’s not the number it says to call on your website to cancel.”

*groan*

So, I call the SECOND number it gives me. I sit on hold listening to their shitty waiting sounds for nearly 15 minutes. Completely annoying, but whatever. As long as I can get this crappy company away from my credit card, I don’t care. After said roughly 15 minutes passes by, I hear a loud pop. I then hear typing. I wait for the agent to say “hi” “hello” “Can you smell the fart I just ripped?” NOTHING. Total silence, except for typing. Are you fucking kidding me?!

About 30 seconds of this goes by, it clicks again, and then the unthinkable happens: I hear that dreaded “You’ve been hung up on” dial tone. NO FUCKING WAY?! You make me call TWO different numbers to cancel and I can’t even do THAT!?

So, I wrote them this nasty little email:

Hello. First of all, I want to complain about how much of a hassle it is to cancel my stamps.com account.

To call one number is ridiculous in this age, when canceling via internet should be all that is necessary, but the fact that I had to hang up and call a DIFFERENT number AFTER I called the first number is just completely unacceptable.

Secondly, when I called the 2nd number, I sat on hold, listening to your “Our customer service agents will be with you right away” tripe for 15 minutes before finally being met with a loud pop and then disconnected dial tone.

I am contemplating going to the BBB with this because it is ridiculous, and you had better believe I am going to USPS with this information. I am sure they will be more than happy to hear they are an approved licensed vendor for a scam company that refuses to cancel when the customer has to jump through hoops.

I want my account canceled now. If I receive as much as a single charge on my credit card, I will charge it back and file with the BBB, my bank as well as any other agency that I deem is necessary to file with.
You have my email address, which is my account. My login username is *******.

Cancel this account.

Needless to say, I’m rather livid at the moment and ready to destroy these shady, worthless little fucks. Maybe they should just add a “Cancel my Account” button to their crappy website.

Don’t piss off the chaotic neutral elf. It always ends in disaster for you.

——— Edit ———

Stamps.com did finally get back to me through email and cancel my account.

We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience, Tiffany. Based on your most recent correspondence, we have honored your request via e-mail and have closed your account. While we prefer to talk with you over the phone to clarify the closure process, we do understand that it may not always be convenient for you to call during our support hours.

They sent out like 4 emails. Apparently, they REALLY don’t want someone contacting USPS or the BBB over this stuff

Here’s the whole painful ordeal that lead to so many twitter and facebook posts…. She tried telling me that since I could load pages fine, there wasn’t an issue with my line. I’m sorry, but if I’m paying for a 12Mb/s line, I WANT just that. Not 1/3 that speed, you dumbass.

Also notice the other subtle comments in there pointing out how much of an ignorant person she is when it comes to her own job. (“are all 3 lights lit on your modem right now?” “All necessary lights are on” etc…)

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