Vogon Poetry

Posted in Mad Rantings and tagged with , , on 03/26/2009 12:03 am by Athena Hollow

See, see the vindictive sky
Marvel at its big clear depths.
Tell me, Joxter do you
Wonder why the ass ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel exhausted.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your slorshl facial growth
That looks like
A mold.
What’s more, it knows
Your snorf potting shed
Smells of leprachaun.
Everything under the big vindictive sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm noses.

2 Comments

  1. - Explicit Planet Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 2:02 am

    [...] you?) and head over to Athena’s blog. She has somehow managed to translate a bit of Vogon poetry for us. (I hope the little Babble fish wasn’t harmed). Now keep in mind that reading of Vogon [...]

  2. Andrew Pelt Says:
    January 2nd, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    wow what a interesting post , its really helpful for us
    and i saw this post on google ill pop back to your site later today

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