Demented Rants

So, I haven’t written in a week because my daughter has been posessed by a demon. It’s been widely discussed at this point, and we’ve narrowed it down to one of these:

Ana say’s it’s Gozer,  I am pretty sure it’s Baal, but specifically pulling his rendition out of Diablo 2: LOD but Wolf is torn between Zuul and Vinz Clortho.

I really don’t care which it is, as long as I can actually sit down for more than 10 minutes without hearing blood curdling screams because she decided that jumping off the couch was a good idea while I went to the bathroom.

So, on that note, here’s some new “interest readings”.

I read about it on twitter, but Walrus has seemed to also come across the dumb girl also from Indiana who is sitting in jail for being a FUCKING MORON. This girl reported her boyfriend/fiance/fuckbuddy/whatever for supposedly having kiddy porn on his good ol’ lappy. Apparently, she’s never really paid attention to the things she does when she’s drunk, but the cops were very surprised at what they found, though it had nothing to do with kids, but I won’t tell you. I’ll let Walrus give you all the fuzzy details…..

Ever want to mix porn, cooking and gardening? Mistress Talia does it all the time, and keeps herself quite busy with it all. I personally think that food has it’s place in the kitchen, and my stomach, but to each their own I suppose

Poor Rofl. He just can’t seem to find a real girl that isn’t married. I guess he just might have to take Flip’s advice and come out about being ghey. I think Rofl’s just being too damn picky. If you lower your standards man, you will never be disappointed.

So you now have some insight into the company I keep. Don’t worry, I will back to my ranting self as soon as I call the exorcist or Constantine, or something….